(Source: harryedward, via radgoats)
bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human:
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
IM LAUGING SO HARD RN BECAUSE THAT IA THE MOST ACCURATE REPREAENTATIONS OF SIM S I CAN THINK OF
(Source: whatareeyebrowsfor, via astro--box)
i literally never even heard of a thigh gap until i joined this site
(Source: kristynkayla, via nintwentydo)
my cat is on the fucking roof again…
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via the-butt-prince-ike)
*crashes through wall maria gate 15 minutes late with starbucks*
(via jojoscrotch)