May 2013
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill
– Wise words of Eric Brooks
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I think i might start reading Dune soon. I want to...
You better hope I never become a director because...
zohbugg:
princessdz:
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Lmao
SO MANY MISSED OPPORTUNITIES!!
thearcanetheory:
cianur00:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
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Seven Psychopaths is soo good i can’t even.
You can’t let the animals die in a movie… only the women.
– Billy, Seven Psychopaths Source (via morethansarcasm)
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Star Trek The Next Generation season 4 episode 21...
onerifle asked: There was a Riddick animation film thats supposed to take place between 2nd and 3rd film, called the Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury.
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New Riddick trailer makes me less excited about the movie.
Usually movie sequels just try to hit all the same notes as the original but bigger and I really liked that Chronicles of Riddick was willing not to do that. New Riddick however looks like its trying to be Pitch Black again. We already know that Riddick can out wit Bounty Hunters and outkill alien predators(Riddick Vs Predator would be a...
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In Pikmin 3 the WiiU’s gamepad is referred to as the “CockPad”
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I can not express how insufferably annoying it is to listen to someone who can not talk about something they like without first giving you an exposition on how big of a fan they are.
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The only thing that makes me sad about black human torch is that it crushes my dreams of a Fantastic Four Avengers crossover where Chris Evans has to play both the Human Torch and Captain America.
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
pizzaforpresident:
babyb0nez666:
assistantt0theregionalmanager:
pizzaforpresident:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
andrewhussiesbosom:
so fine I got that