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The most amazing movie never made.
Disney needs to hurry the fuck up and open a Mos Eisley Cantina bar in Disney World or Disney Land where they serve Star Wars themed cocktails and play all the Cantina music. I mean if you are going to buy a franchise put that shit to good use.
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Reformation of the Sith, Battle of New York, MLK’s funeral…the man has been apart of every important event in history
The first prototype for the Death Star was a little low-tech.
I hope it loudly plays the imperial march to strike fear into the hearts of people below.
I like how in A New Hope no one gives a fuck about Chewie being apart of the Clone Wars, Chewie doesn’t even give a fuck. In A New Hope he is probably the most cowardly, despite having been in more fights than the entire cast.
There’s actually a theory that R2 and Chewie are actually republic spies hired by Yoda to make sure Luke becomes a Jedi or something. Its an interesting read.
Huh.
Haven’t heard that one.
I’ll put that with the Qui-Gon theories.
I Like this theory, it means that Yoda doesn’t just forget Chewie after their heartfelt goodbye in episode III
I like how in A New Hope no one gives a fuck about Chewie being apart of the Clone Wars, Chewie doesn’t even give a fuck. In A New Hope he is probably the most cowardly, despite having been in more fights than the entire cast.
I died!
“…And these last points, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise”
xD rofl
